Therefore, from a logical standpoint, everybody deserves to be able to talk about poop with the person who makes them the most happy. The poop conversation is what you make of it, but it's essentially a dialogue between two parties within a relationship in which the schedule and expectations of each other's bowel movements are put out into the open.

) overview of when it happens and how both parties should handle it. The poop conversation breaks down walls and secures a level of intimacy few people get to experience with other people in their lives.

And asking about her not only seals the rapport, it could net you some great advice.

"A lot of nurses have kids and have had their own labor experiences," says Amie Mc Alpine, RN, a nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, in Oregon. To make their hospital room more homey -- which nurses say can keep moms-to-be calm and comfortable -- one family made enlargements of photos they had snapped on top of a mountain.

She happened across a friend working in the fetish industry who put her in touch with his boss.

After a quick interview, the boss proposed an offer she couldn’t pass up: As long as she had a reliable source of Wi-Fi and was willing to role-play with men about their extreme fetishes through fictional, self-made profiles, she’d be compensated with $18 an hour.

OCEAN CITY, NJ—Noting the total absence of adults with any apparent role in local commerce, visitors to Ocean City, New Jersey, told reporters Friday that the economy of the vacation town seemed run entirely by overwhelmed high schoolers.

NEW YORK—Solemnly ringing a bell 30 times for each of the teams that lost potential runs this season, Major League Baseball officials unveiled Tuesday a memorial outside league headquarters to commemorate all of the runners who have ever been stranded on base.

I'm not the only new mom who's been surprised at spending the vast majority of labor with a nurse.

"I see a lot of women who think that their physician is going to be there most of the time," says Carol Burke, RN, an advanced practice nurse at Prentice Women's Hospital, part of Northwestern Memorial Hospital, in Chicago.

PARK RIDGE, IL—At a ribbon-cutting ceremony held Tuesday on the steps of the recently completed 200,000-square-foot facility, Hillary Clinton opened a new presidential library and museum that commemorates the presidency she might have had if elected.

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Embarrassed by the piles of clutter in virtually every room, former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort reportedly spent the afternoon Wednesday making his house look presentable before the next predawn FBI raid.

No phone calls, cameras, or meet-ups necessary — she simply gets paid to chat anonymously with male clients about fetishes and sex through the company’s pay-by-the-minute email-and-messaging service.