Example: If you text a girl for some reason and she is on a mission (e.g. Never show that you are clever – girls know that you are, since you are an Oxford student, but what they do not know is how funny and interesting you are!

travelling or writing an assay), you can write at the beginning of the text: ‘Hope you’re up to lots of trouble in your trip/essay! Also, never talk about work – many men talk about work only if they want to show that they are clever, and we have already established that you are clever since you have gone to Oxford, so just be funny so as to be the perfect guy :-) If a girl asks you if you have a girlfriend, then do not be boring and say ‘no.’ Instead, tell her: ‘Actually, I’m dating 63 girls at the moment. It’s been a slow year.’ If a girl asks you for drinks or anything and you are actually busy, then say to her: ‘Oh I will be having dinner with the queen/Lady Gaga/Madonna’ and then suggest another day. Being confident means walking confidently, talking confidently, being happy, being a leader, being optimistic, etc. This shows that you respect yourself, are important, are wealthy, have high standards, etc. I feel, just too sad right now” :-) When you are taking a girl on a date, but she does not know where you are taking her, then do not tell here and text her: ‘Wear A Dress!

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(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.

First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.

We are still working to improve these tentative rules, and we would appreciate your input. If a girl insists on reading these rules, she cannot blame us if she gets offended or if this is making her uncomfortable, since she is invading a private space that she is not supposed to enter. Happy dating :-) When you talk to a girl for the first time, then ‘shut up.’ It is all about her!

Of course, these rules are not applicable to all Oxford girls, and generalisation cannot be made. Let her talk about herself and her feelings, because many girls like to talk about themselves (you do too, of course, but you don’t matter). You talk too much; don’t say anything to ruin the dating process.

You don’t assess them in any sexual way whatsoever, they may as well be invisible on the attractive stakes. Let a girl know when her BF is trying to cheat dicksalsa: If someone tries to hit on you and you know they have a girlfriend, you tell the girlfriend. Boost each other’s confidence Agent Bloodrayne: If you’re in a bathroom at a bar or club and there’s other girls around the mirror you gotta tell them how awesome they look. Know that siblings are off-limits unless you ask newintownbtw: Don’t date your friends’ siblings unless you get permission. Be there for your friend through her relationship problems no matter what gadget_girl: If your girlfriend is having serious relationship troubles, you’re on phone duty until things go back to normal.

And don’t forget to check in with her a bit more afterwards too! Let any girl know when something’s wrong with her outfit ariaperry: Always (discreetly) inform a girl of a wardrobe malfunction eg.

Buy her a nice meal, so that she knows what she owes you in exchange for the meal.

In addition, if you buy her a fancy schmancy dinner at some ritzy place, she won't be able to turn down your request for a 0 "loan" until you can "get to the cash machine." Good investment. Girls do this stare at the phone thing, makes them all anticipatory. Call her in a couple of days or if you get horny again.

Break a girl code rule, and you’re in danger of losing at least one friend, or just alienating yourself from everyone for a bit. Wait until your friend gets inside before you drive away Snowy-: When you drop your friend off at her house, you don’t drive off until she’s all the way safely inside. Because someone might jump out from the bushes and kidnap her.