Unfortunately, I forgot the oft-quoted maxim that ‘all men are b*****ds’, as I’d only got as far as the front door and signed in before the pair of them had buggered off in terror.

Elite Singles removes those dating stumbling blocks by providing a safe, reliable and effective way for Belfast based singles to communicate and find love.

Our Belfast dating platform is great for singles looking for serious relationships and long-term love because we bring truly compatible people together.

Ah, singles nights: awkward looking, slightly sinister men and earnest, hopeful divorcees of a certain age, mingling with all the ease of an out-of-date bottle of kaolin and morphine.

The redemptive tinkle of the ‘three minute’ bell the only thing punctuating the inevitable failure of your stuttering sequence of non-sequiturs. The long walk to the next table, the next woman and the next humiliation. Then there’s the calamitous consideration that just a couple of tables along might be an ex.

Speed dating events are held in very stylish city centre venues - we use the best bars and have the best hosts who are friendly and welcoming - making you instantly relaxed on arrival.

There are many single people in Belfast who have enjoyed attending our speed dating events.Belfast Telegraph Dating is an online dating service that'll help you find and connect with people like you.Our goal is simple - to add love, romance and fun to the lives of single people.Speed dating with Ditch or Date allows you to find this out with up to 20 single people all in one night.Speed dating is a great way to meet and chat with many single people of similar age in one event - you then decide who you would like to meet again for a date.Please note that you cannot register with Christian without accepting this agreement. The Christian service (hereinafter "TCC") is a way for single adults (never married/divorced/widowed) to meet other single adults (never married/divorced/widowed) online.